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Don’t. Just don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Q-tips should never be inserted into the ear canal. It says so on the box. Everybody does it, though.
– u/negotiate
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Q-tips should never be inserted into the ear canal. It says so on the box. Everybody does it, though.
– u/negotiate
2
Pics.me
Zip ties. They were never intended to form a structural part of a vehicle.
– u/NobbyPrickford
– u/NobbyPrickford
3
Poptarts. The correct serving size is one pastry, they were originally packaged in twos to save money and it caught on.
– u/RonnieGetWrecked
– u/RonnieGetWrecked
4
NBC
Cookie dough. I’ve eaten more cookie dough raw than I have baked.
– u/Lt_Beefsquatch
– u/Lt_Beefsquatch
5
Nintendo 64 cartridges clearly say DO NOT BLOW ONTO CONTACTS on the back.
– u/DarkNinjaPenguin
– u/DarkNinjaPenguin
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Source
The foam nerf swords say something like “do not poke or swing at people or objects” like all I do is stab my little brother.
– u/MidgetLivesMattr
– u/MidgetLivesMattr
7
Hitachi Magic wands give …. good back massages (͠≖ ͜Ê–͠≖)
– u/liquidsnake8
– u/liquidsnake8
8
Pexels
Hot water bottles. You are only supposed to fill them with warm water, not boiling water.
– u/LemonGeeWay
– u/LemonGeeWay
9
Shampoo. Because the instructions never give you an out from rinsing and repeating.
– [deleted]
– [deleted]
10
Flickr/josh_kenzer
Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mints. Serving size is listed as 2, when everyone knows it the full sleeve.
– u/babbrun
– u/babbrun
11
Half a block of ramen noodles is the suggested serving size…
– u/KyloRenIsMyBabyDaddy
– u/KyloRenIsMyBabyDaddy
12
Reddit
Energy drink cans state that they should not be mixed with alcohol… but i’ve never had one without mixing it.
– u/MrMorel
– u/MrMorel
13
Candy or chips where one portion is a third of the bag. Nobody stops at that.
– u/HannahAching
– u/HannahAching
14
Karousell
Have one small cup of Nyquil? Nah, just chug part of the bottle every day until you fall asleep or feel better.
– u/ans9393
– u/ans9393
15
Kleenex are for nose sneezes, not dick sneezes.
– u/NotABurner2000
– u/NotABurner2000
16
Knowhow
Flat head screwdrivers; eople use them as everything but a screwdriver. They get used as chisels, scrapers, can openers, pry bars, and levers. Meanwhile, people use butter knives to turn flat head screws.
– u/Kilgore_troutsniffer
– u/Kilgore_troutsniffer
17
Warm apple pies?
Sometimes, we rebel against the manufacturers recommendations (17 Photos)
Reviewed by CUZZ BLUE
on
June 03, 2019
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